VERIFIED
Karma Cleanse
Official Registry Verification
Registry ID
KR-2026-KU5709
Subject
Kanye West
Incident Report
Posted absolutely unnecessary things online.
Classification
CLASS HIGH
Stability
Conditionally Stable
Risk Score
56/100
Protocol Applied
Protocol 4.2b — Significant Interpersonal Event
Status
certified — paid tier
Issued
5/21/2026, 7:06:29 PM
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